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10 Funny Ways to Quit The Fag 1. Wear gloves. Strap them onto your hands tight. You won't be able to do anything else, but you won't be able to take a fag either 2. Take the cigarette your friends offer you, but eat it instead 3. Come up with new annoying habits like tapping your nails, and when people ask you to stop, just say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I've just given up smoking." 4. Remember to "cigarette rage" proof your house. Put away all your knives, blades, and dangerous toys. Sell your pets, and children who cannot run (fast) should remain with your relatives. 5. Dig your nose instead. It won't cause you to get a tumour. 6. If you feel the urge to smoke, start hyperventilating until you fall shamelessly to the ground. This will show all the people who gather around your limpless body that you really mean business. 7. Drinking cold water or juice might be your friend, but peeing is your enemy. Do not overrestimate your bladder capacity. 8. Your fine motor skills will temporarily go offline, and paying toll becomes a challege. Bring extra coins in case your shaking hands make it impossible to gracefully toss money into the toll machine. 9. Make a ridiculous bet with a lawyer. Say, "If i start smoking again, I will give you my car." Better yet, put it in writing. 10. And finally, always remember to keep laughing Read other interesting quit smoking articles Owner of <a href="http://www.quitsmoking-review.com">Article Post Robot</a> Read more at: http://www.ArticlePros.com/Health-and-Fitness/smoking/article-217891.html. |
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